Why always me?


            Friday during lunch time was usually busy at the Flying Fish restaurant. Situated bang in the middle of the commercial district, it received an eclectic crowd of office goers from lawyers to bankers to software engineers.

            Maxine, the hostess, adjusted her red shirt and black skirt, the standard uniform at the Flying Fish. She ran a hand through her hair, and checked the time. It was ten minutes to noon when the first customer walked in. A tall, older gentleman who looked too kindly to be a lawyer and too laid back to be a banker. He must have been an engineer. They were Maxine’s favorites, especially the older ones who were polite and tipped well.

            She flashed him her best smile, with sparkling white teeth. The man said he needed a table for two. Table 5 was generally considered the best spot in the house. It was a cozy booth, centrally located with a view of the bustling streets, as well of the kitchen and most of the restaurant décor. Maxine liked this man, and seating him there would also preclude subsequent customers from asking for Table 5, which they frequently did.

            She led the soft-spoken gentleman to Table 5, and placed two menus on the table. She was just about to bring in the cutlery, when she saw that he had made no attempt to sit down. He looked around the restaurant and then back at his table with an expression of disappointment.

            He addressed her, “Do you have to seat me at the worst table in the restaurant?”

            Maxine nearly dropped the napkins, “I-I’m sorry?” She stammered.

            “I mean really.” He went on. “This is so close to the bathrooms, and I can get strong smells from the kitchen. And there are so many other empty tables around.”

            She apologized and offered to move him to another table.

“Yes,” He nodded, and implored to himself. “How come I always get the bad tables? Why me? Why is it always me?”

*****

After a productive lunch meeting with his boss at the Flying Fish, Adam quickly winded up his tasks for the week. He wanted to get an early start on the weekend.

That weekend was his son’s fifteenth birthday, and Adam was keen to get something for him. Benjamin had been studying hard, and his grades had been near perfect. Adam wanted to reward him for his efforts.

The one thing that he knew Benjamin loved was video games. Every chance he got, he would run off to the arcade or his friends’ houses. He was obsessive about his ‘high scores’ and important victories.

So, on his way back from work, Adam stopped by at the store and picked up the Nintendo Wii gaming console. He also bought extra controllers, and few other accessories that the salesman was able to convince him would be useful. If he was going to buy something to make his son happy, he may as well go all out.

Adam reached home and saw that Benjamin was at his desk, scribbling away in his notebook. When he saw his son, Adam felt the urge to reveal his gift immediately and not wait till Sunday.

“Hey Ben.”

“Hi Dad”

“Can you come here for a minute?”

Ben put his pencil down and followed his father out.

Adam beamed “Look, what I got for you, for your birthday.” He pointed towards the shiny, new gaming console, in its original box, lying majestically on the dining table.

Benjamin looked at it and frowned. “Wii? You got me a Wii?”

“Y-yes,” Adam said.

“C’mon dad, no one plays on the Wii anymore. Grow up. What I really wanted was an Xbox 360. The Wii is for losers.”

“Oh,” Adam said. “That’s fine, I guess I can exchange it.”

“Yea, dad.” Benjamin scowled. “Why is that I always get stuck with yesterday’s uncool stuff? Why me? Why always me?

 *****

Bus No. 70 rolled to a halt at its appointed stop. It was Sunday evening and Benjamin was coming from a long session of playing World of Warcraft at his friend’s house. It had been awesome, they had completed several missions and jumped a few levels. All in all, it had been a fun birthday.

Ben was the second last person to step into the bus. The only passenger after him was this woman in a blood red shirt and black skirt, who was engrossed in her tablet device. Her eyes bore the weary look of a long, tiring weekend.

Ben looked around and saw the bus was packed, with only one seat in the front row empty and a seat way back in the rear. He figured the lady in red wouldn’t fancy sitting at the back with the weirdos and punk crowd. He turned, gave her a slight smile and nodded towards the empty seat in front. He started to proceed to the back, when he saw that the woman stood her ground, with a slow grimace tainting her expression.

“Oh hell, the first row.” She muttered to herself, but loud enough that Ben could hear. “I hate the first row. A cold draft every time the door opens, all entering passengers look at you.” She continued her muttering. “I’d rather sit at the end where I can check my messages privately.”

Ben’s eyes widened. “Oh, I-I’m sorry, there’s a seat at the back if you want.”

“Thanks,” She gave him a nod and started walking to the back, still muttering under her breath, “Why do I always get stuck on the bad seats? Why always me?”

*****